::real:housewives:of:vancouver:episode:5::

Watching Tuesday's episode of RHOV was a bit difficult for me. Honestly, watching these women bully one another hits a little close to home. It reminds me of when I was in high school and I was singled out amongst my friends and bullied myself. It's insane what Slice condones on this show sometimes. I can imagine that it only gets worse according to the previews where in a future episode Jody ends up calling Mary a "whore". But anyways, one episode at a time. I will give my two cents at the end. 

Episode 5
"High Notes & Low Blows"

Funny how Kyle doesn't look fazed at all.

Too much botox, Ronnie? I can't tell if she is surprised, concerned, confused, or what.

We begin where we left off last episode...where Jody is about to dig a bit deeper and stick it to Mary as hard as she can ~ Mary waves it off and says that she really doesn't want to discuss what happened before Ronnie got there as it is Amanda's birthday and they should enjoy it for her. Jody agrees with Mary, but not before saying that it bothers her that Mary is talking with food in her mouth. Ho hummmm.

::RHOV:episode:4::

Okay, I owe you guys a recap of the RHOV season 2 episode 3 called "Second Chances and Second Thoughts". Not sure where the title came from but whatever. 

I wrote this last week but never posted it...so here it is. 

Alrighty! The next episode in RHOV! 

We start off the show with Robin, Jody and Amanda going to some sort of botoxy-like clinic...but this place takes blood from your arm and injects it into your own face {gross}. 

Vampire facelift they call it? Weird. 

Anyways, they start talking about what happened the other night at the restaurant...Jody was saying how you don't scream at someone across the table...you may come to a disagreement but not to the point where you want to hurt someone. Robin calls Jody out on her $hit and says "well you're mean to Mary"...Jody gives Robin the evil glare. It is kinda scary actually...

Amanda starts talking about her birthday party and how she is going to invite Ronnie. Robin asks Jody if she is bringing anyone; she is bringing Mia. Robin asks how that's going to work out with Mary being there. Amanda pipes in; who said Mary was invited? 

Ouch. 

The next bit is Amanda getting her blood injected into her face. Kinda gross...but they made it seem worse than it was. Borrrring.

NEXT!

::RHOV:episode:2::

Hopefully we see Kevin this season!

So last Tuesday was the second episode of RHOV ~ unfortunately I missed it because I am so obsessed with Game of Thrones I had to finish season 1. But that is okay, because Slice allows us Canadians to catch the episode the next day on their site, so I did that first thing in the morning. 

Alright...so my thoughts on this episode...

The show starts off with Robin and Mary going out for lunch where they talk about the BBQ, Robin tells Mary that Jody was *gasp* nice to her. But very little else is said afterwards. Robin tells Mary that she is auditioning to sing The Star Spangled Banner at a Grand Prix show-jumping {horsie} event. She then asks Mary if she wants to sing the Canadian national anthem, Mary is flattered ~ UNTIL ~ she finds out that she herself has to audition. 

But she agrees to do it anyways.

::housewives:episode:1::

 To be quite honest with you, I found the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Vancouver to be a bit...dare I say it? 

Boring.

Honestly, there wasn't really anything exciting that happened...and even the preview for the new season looks sorta repetitive...I wish that Ronnie and Mary could become friends again but we both know that Ronnie is a bit of a kookoobird. 

Hmm. First, thoughts on the new girls. 

First of all, I wanna say that it all seemed staged. I mean, it is obvious that all these women knew each other before filming started. So the way the producers got all the women to just randomly meet in certain circumstances felt very fake. Amanda is Mia's friend? What? Since when? How old is Amanda and how old is Mia? Mia seems more of a party-girl-type then to sit and have tea with a recovering alcoholic Mom of three. The meeting between Amanda and Jody was soooo bogus {I know, who uses that word anymore, lol}. What the hell is this whole thing too about Jody being "so concerned" about Ronnie and her drinking??? Ronnie claimed time and time again that she wasn't an alcoholic and still outright hasn't said anything about it so what is Jody going on about? 

::real:housewives:of:vancouver::

Today is the premiere of the second season of the Real Housewives of Vancouver on Slice {Canadian TV station}, and let me tell you, I am beyond excited, I honestly loved the first season and am constantly re-watching them during my free time.

I am not sure why I am so obsessed with this show ~ I barely watch TV at all and I have seen the other Housewives shows and really only ever watch it when there is a marathon going on and nothing else on TV. 

But with RHOV...I NEED to watch it...every single episode. So I have been waiting and hoping for a second season and here it is!